“Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.”
If you had more internet stuff than AOL chatrooms when you were in high school, you’re a Millennial
If you did not have ICQ or AIM in college, you’re Gen X
If you had ICQ/AIM in college, but didn’t have robust AOL-free internet in high school, you’re something else
“”God fucking damnit” indeed #somethingawful”
Funny getting hit by a car story: The paramedic
asked me a series of questions to determine
whether I was all there. The last question was
“Who is the President of the United States?” my
response was literally “God fucking damnit” and
the paramedic laughed and said that was an
1/29/17, 8:03 AM
Copy and paste to your status if you know someone or have been affected by someone who needs a foot up their ass. People who need a foot up their ass affect the lives of many. There is still no cure for someone who needs a foot up their ass, except a foot up their ass. Please help raise awareness as 93% of people won’t re-post this. Why? Because they need a foot up their ass too.. LOL!!!
Trump on Inauguration Day:
Alexa, play some music.