Reposted A tweet by Sarah E Bourne @sarahebourne

It’s pretty clear that the reason we can’t have nice things is because too many people are afraid somebody they don’t like will get to have it, too. Bonus points if it can be monetized to benefit the already wealthy.
#BlackLivesMatter

This was too good not to just live on the bird site. So far it wins the internets for Monday.
Reposted A tweet by Matt May
https://twitter.com/mattmay/status/1287431231525629953
Reposted A tweet by Akiva Cohen
https://twitter.com/AkivaMCohen/status/1287427455972716544
Reposted A tweet by Pwn All The Things (Twitter.com)

Me, in public: keep your things up to date
Me on a deadline: I swear to God I will binary patch the kernel to disable windows updates if it dares threaten to reboot my computer this week

Reposted PUNS on Twitter by Puns (Twitter)

“Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.”