It’s pretty clear that the reason we can’t have nice things is because too many people are afraid somebody they don’t like will get to have it, too. Bonus points if it can be monetized to benefit the already wealthy.
Me, in public: keep your things up to date
Me on a deadline: I swear to God I will binary patch the kernel to disable windows updates if it dares threaten to reboot my computer this week
“Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.”