Oh sweet Jesus there are people complaining about baby weaponization because Tammy Duckworth brought her newborn onto the senate floor today thanks to the rule change, and I want off this God damn planet right now.
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Hey. Baby weaponization is a real thing. I’ would occasionally hand Seaners off to someone when he was about to drop a smelly deuce.
… this is not at all what you mean, is it?
This is someone complaining that babies shouldn’t be allowed on the congressional floor because they’ll be weaponized in the service of passing legislation and of course Tammy Duckworth would totally do this because she’s not a Trumpkin.
Well, when one’s nasal cavaties are exposed to what some of those brand spanking new humans drop in their diapers, “baby weaponization” takes on a very real meaning.?
Yeah someone else mentioned that on the Facebook side of things, but that’s not what the complaint was referring to. Hang on and I’ll find the screenshot again.
Hey. Baby weaponization is a real thing. I’ would occasionally hand Seaners off to someone when he was about to drop a smelly deuce.
… this is not at all what you mean, is it?
No.
This is someone complaining that babies shouldn’t be allowed on the congressional floor because they’ll be weaponized in the service of passing legislation and of course Tammy Duckworth would totally do this because she’s not a Trumpkin.
Wtf? baby weaponization? What crazy idiots.
Well, when one’s nasal cavaties are exposed to what some of those brand spanking new humans drop in their diapers, “baby weaponization” takes on a very real meaning.?
Yeah someone else mentioned that on the Facebook side of things, but that’s not what the complaint was referring to. Hang on and I’ll find the screenshot again.
Here you go.
just when you think things can’t get more absurd. Bringing a baby on to the senate floor is not the absurdity just to be clear.