This was sent to me by a coworker, (thanks Dennis), and I thought everyone would get a laugh out of it.  Enjoy.  
 Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus.
My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time ‘working girl.’
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and
honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?
Worried About My Reputation  
Everyone have a good rest of the week.  

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