This morning is not starting out good at all. I got up a little over 30 minutes ago, and realized there isn’t any kaffine in the house. Kaffine is the elyxyr of life, for those who don’t know, and thus is a staple. If there is no kaffine, bad things happen. Case in point: I have a serious kaffine headache. Somebody needs to figure out how to administer Mountain Dew intravenously. For that, I would be eternally grateful, and I’m sure G-d would consider an extremely benevolent act like that in the individual’s favor.