Spotify: “Go back in time with Vanilla Ice and more!” Me: No.
Ragequitting: It’s the new American passtime!
Both Facebook and Twitter need a “get over yourself” reaction button.
“Disrespecting the country” is the right’s version of Godwin’s Law.
Three-day work week this week, followed by Rosh Hashanah on Thursday and Friday, then Shabbat. Looking very forward.
I think it’s time for Google to make website accessibility a ranking signal for search engine optimization purposes.
Yes, the Vitbit, I know you want me to move. But there are 30-MPH winds and sideways rain outside so you’ll just have to suck it up, buttercup. #irma
Pray for me, I’m considering launching my email client on a Sunday afternoon during a three-day weekend.
Oh screw it, I’m quitting early. Everybody have a fun weekend.
Dear Firefox, you’re running awfully slow right now. Are you trying to tell me I should quit early today and start drinking beer?