Oh fuck no please tell me I’ve gotten stuck in a nightmare WTF universe and Kanye West is not really running for president.
Everything costs, including the fucks you have available. Don’t waste them on people or things who don’t deserve them. Welcome to Monday.
I don’t want a bathroom I can play baseball in. I just want one blind people can get lost in.
Time to manage some hanger.
“Making friends in high places.” Well, I have friends in low places, does that count?
“Is there $2K hiding in your business?” I’m gonna say nope on this one. Yay random email subjects that are designed to grab your attention.
Aw we’re at 61% battery power. I was hoping we’d be somewhere around 69. I never win.
Thank God, fuckin’ baseball at 19:10.