Mmmm fresh, hot, loose-leaf tea. Thank you .@SinaBahram
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Dinner consumed. Beer on the way. Time to throw down.
Need … more … coffee.
Go home Jaws, you’re drunk.
Welp, guess we’re rebooting already. Welcome to Tuesday.
A fart is a text message from a terd.
I’m staunchly conservative on a lot of issues. And guess what? Charleston shooter = terrorist. Period.
Roommate says it feels good outside. It’s over 100F. Roommate is officially batshit crazy.
Time for lunch.
Chip is officially possessed. Exercise the demon!
OK, the sportsball is over. I will now return you to your regularly scheduled program of accessibility entertainment.
Braves defeat the Red Sox! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!
Braves lead Red Sox! Braves lead Red Sox! Go Braves!
Confrontational cheering. I like it! Go Red Sox and Braves fans!
Out! Yes! Out! Go Braves!
Almost time for baseball. Do not fuck this one up Braves. You can’t afford to lose again to the Red Sox.
It’s after midnight. The temperature is 88F, and the heat index is 92F. This is some bullshit right here.
Coffee obtained. Creamer obtained. Cigarettes obtained. Splenda obtained. Apocalypse averted!