So much mailfail!
Jaws, you are such a drama queen.
How is it that I do not have Git on this box?
Trying to figure out the tweeks and cost part for Genesis but it’s in the works. #gohchat
No, do not reply with snark to the pretty please let us build your website email from the people who can’t spell WordPress correctly.
Displaying   in your email. You lose.
Hungry enough to eat the world.
That moment when you open a link because the headline sounds cool only to find that the content is completely graphical.
My brain is broken.
Yes, I pressed ctrl+f4 to close the tab. I do indeed want to leave the page.
Time for Minchah, then to wind down the rest of the day.
Michael Jackson on the Simpsons. I forgot about this episode.
Oh crap! That’s right! Simpsons marathon starts today! Better turn on the TV.
Wow. The NVDA improvements for the latest release candidate look amazing. Tempted to switch.
There’s this thing. It’s called punctuation. Use it correctly. Signed, your on-hand grammar dragon.
I suck at configuring email clients today.
Just stuck my hand in a lot of slobber. The dog has licked my touchpad. I love you dog, but seriously?
Oh sweet Lord! That steak was amazing!
I have an extra snuggly dog who apparently doesn’t want me to do any work. Or anything else except pet her and scratch her chest.