Taking all the calls.
If you’ve been losing your lite beer in a crowd, it’s because you shouldn’t be drinking lite beer. Drink full-flavored instead.
No! Don’t rain out the game!
Mmmm craft beer.
Baseball! Baseball! Baseball! All afternoon!
Is it time for bed yet? So tired today.
Oh that’s cute. The Wyatts have their speakers positioned right against someone’s apartment.
Oh no! They’re using a gas grill, and they’re burning the steaks!
Welcome to Wednesday. It’ll be a sunny 75F here. Nice weather and we’re halfway through the week. What could be better?
If you can still spell, you’re not drunk enough.
WordPress For Bad Eyes: Lots of wrong, and huge yawn.
I have work to do today, but I’m extremely distracted.
And the work week has begun.
Augusta Water Tower split by the earthquake. Water pouring out.
Um, I think we just had a small earthquake here. Seriously.
The a11y brothel. Discuss.
I need to clip my nails. Getting hard to type again.
Awesome. Cell service is flaky . Let’s see if this posts.
God Robot Chicken is awesome.
I love how the Weather Channel manages to make the shit coming down sound like a tasty menu.