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Kenny G. Is a pickle smoocher
Haha yeah. It’s just kinda, sax wank, I guess you could call it. lol
Exactly. Thank you.
Actually, Kenny G. isn’t even music, let alone jazz.
He used to be.
hahahah. hay. I’ve played moondance. grin
don’t knock my moondancing skills. lmao
yeah uh that one was right there.
I’m trying to construct this in my brain, and … Oh God. Can’t … stop … laughing.
oof. oh god. ouch. no. even on my most pervy day.
Grrrr I know right?
if you insist…
I wish I knew.
It’s not your skill I’m knocking. 🙂
Oh? Where’s that? The grater was hard to remove, apparently.
When the plodding begins, you have a sworn obligation to walk the fuck out. 🙂
I like artists from just about every sub-genre. Kenny G. fits none of those sub-genres.
What the fuck possesses someone to play with sharp objects like that?
my top three favorites are 40’s Bebop, 60’s hard bop, and 70’s and beyond fusion.
I mean, how exactly does that conversation happen?
and if i hear one more bar band pretend they’re playing jazz, because they’re plodding through a cover of Van Morison’s “Moondance”…
what sort of jazz do you prefer? it’s a very broad term.
oh i agree, and can’t stand him. same goes for Rod Stewart singing standards, or trying to. LOL
is it true that Bob Dillon has, or is doing, an album of Frank Sinatra tunes? LOL
Ewwww Rod Stewart!!
Are you honestly trying to traumatise us right now Chris?
Oh please God no.
I think I know where this is going.
grin. I know this
Yes. fuck you. Up the ass, with a cheese grater.
Fuck you soooo hard right now.
no, if I were trying to do that, I’d send you his Christmas stuff. LOL
When the sharp bits all go in one direction, like a snake’s teeth, easy in, not so easy out. LOL I’m glad we’re all cringing together
Actually, a friend who used to be an ER nurse told me a story involving a small, pyramid-shaped, grater.
He was never really jazz, but tolerable as long as he stuck to pop. When he did that thing where he dubbed Louis Armstrong’s vocals into his version of “It’s A Wonderful World”, he became completely beyond the pale.
tolerable as music for production beds but little else.
I’ve been listening to streetwize I likey
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