I started working out at the YMCA a couple of weeks ago. I love it. However there’s one thing I hate. Tall people. Tall people put a cramp in my style. I have to spend time readjusting everything because they’re so tall, and they make everything so hard to reach without adjustment. Yes, yes, I know, it’s not my private gym. But sometimes, I wish it was. I think every short person ought to get their own personal tall person, to do the things like reach up in the cabinets and get the crap that we can’t reach. Other than that, they should get their own stuff, and we should get our own stuff. Seriously though, I’m really enjoying working out, and I don’t really hate tall people.